When Trump wins, Trump won’t be ‘trying to keep oiled asses alive’
When President Donald Trump takes office on January 20, oiled buttocks will be a thing of the past.
The president, who once joked that he was going to give his “most valuable oiled butt” a makeover, announced Monday he will not be trying to keep the oiled sex symbol alive.
Instead, Trump will be “trying desperately to get it off,” the White House announced in a press release.
“President Trump wants to help our country and our men and women serve in the U.S. military,” the statement said.
“The oiled anus is not a trophy.
It is an embarrassment and a source of embarrassment for the U.”
The announcement comes amid a backlash from Republicans over Trump’s decision to keep his daughter Ivanka on the job despite a public uproar over the first lady’s role in her father’s presidency.
Ivanka Trump has faced calls to resign from her own party after a series of controversial comments about her father, including his firing of FBI Director James Comey and his response to the deadly white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, earlier this year.
The White House released a statement Monday that praised Ivanka Trump’s “great work on behalf of our country” and called her “an extraordinary leader and a champion of women and girls.”
“We look forward to the day she can return to her full and rightful place of prominence,” the president’s statement said, calling her “a strong advocate for women and families, and a tireless advocate for all Americans.”
The oiliest anus of them all: Trump’s daughter Ivanka Trump on ‘Fox & Friends’ (screen grab)Ivanka’s career has been marked by a series and varied controversies.
She has been at the center of multiple controversies and is currently under investigation for alleged financial misconduct.
The president has also repeatedly questioned her father over his fitness for office and over her father tweeting out videos of himself having sex with other women without her consent.
Ivankas latest controversies began in August when the White, House released videos of him having sex in a hotel room with multiple women.
The videos were posted on her personal Instagram account and were shot in New York City.
The videos came days after the president fired Comey and later released a video of him bragging about having sexually assaulted women.
The first lady was not named in the videos released by the White house.
Ivanka later apologized for the tweets, but the president continues to deny the accusations against him.
In December, the first daughter was photographed at the home of her son, Donald Trump Jr., with the oiliest of his oiled anal cheeks.
The photo has since been deleted.